My undies are in a bundle. Why? Compact fluorescent light bulbs. I think they’re a crock. Not only do they cost ten times more than incandescent bulbs, they burn out faster, too. Sure, they’re supposed to last longer but they don’t. In fact, the ones we bought burned out even faster! They put out half the light as regular bulbs and take way too long to warm up. The fact that they each have 5 mgs of mercury in them only makes me madder. If one breaks and you touch it, you’re risking your health and don’t you dare throw it in the garbage. Still, people will. How great for the environment -- plus they're ugly as sin! I've got some in my decorative sconces and …
Oh, no. I’m doing it again.
Another momologue. I should have known better but sometimes it’s so hard to stop. It’s in my DNA. I’m a mom. Sometimes I just go on and on about stuff. The problem is, if I go too far my kids get that dreaded disease. You know the one I mean: momonucleosis.
Oh, no. I’m doing it again.
Another momologue. I should have known better but sometimes it’s so hard to stop. It’s in my DNA. I’m a mom. Sometimes I just go on and on about stuff. The problem is, if I go too far my kids get that dreaded disease. You know the one I mean: momonucleosis.
Teens are most susceptible. My son recently got it. I was on some binge about his homework. Then it started. The signs. First a soft sigh, then a louder one. It quickly moved to eye rolls. Soon both eyes were glazed over. I tried to bring him back. I said, “Cookies!” but he was unresponsive. I had gone too far. Defeated, I led him up to his room and had him lie down on his bed.
When I called the doctor, he chuckled and said, “Give him two videogames and call me in the morning.” I wasn’t please, though it seemed like an easy fix. Thank goodness his homework was done.
So I apologize. I didn’t mean to go on like that. Next time I’ll know better. Like when I bring up the subject of bagless vacuums. I think they suck -- or rather that they don’t. I don’t care if that Dyson guy does have a cool accent. He’s full of BS….
Oh, no. I can see from your eyes that it’s happening again.
Time to stop.
When I called the doctor, he chuckled and said, “Give him two videogames and call me in the morning.” I wasn’t please, though it seemed like an easy fix. Thank goodness his homework was done.
So I apologize. I didn’t mean to go on like that. Next time I’ll know better. Like when I bring up the subject of bagless vacuums. I think they suck -- or rather that they don’t. I don’t care if that Dyson guy does have a cool accent. He’s full of BS….
Oh, no. I can see from your eyes that it’s happening again.
Time to stop.
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