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Santa hats and gingerbread men

12/23/2013

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I wasn't going to write another post until after Christmas but something happened. I got a gift. It's one I didn't even have on my list. And it's perfect.
It's a light-up musical Santa hat and I don't know how I lived my life without it.

I have no idea how my family knew I would love it, though I may have given my daughter a slight hint. We were at a concert together, where I saw one and immediately squeed, "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HAVE A HAT LIKE THAT!" 

Subtlety is my middle name. 

Anyway, what makes this Santa hat so perfect for me can be summed up in three major points:

  • It's obnoxious.
  • It scares our Thor hating cat who still hasn't paid for abducted my voodoo doll, Stan. (Which my wonderful husband later found moderately mangled behind the back of my desk.) But most importantly...
  • It has murderous intentions that I find highly comical.

For the last one, allow me to demonstrate by showing you my amateurishly created video of which I am very proud. After you watch it I must ask you, is this not the most AWESOME Santa hat in the world?

The answer, of course, is a resounding "yes." This hat has boundless possibilities. It has also quenched my thirst for carnage, though I still intend to continue my rampage by baking ninja gingerbread men.
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Or maybe I should go totally macabre and make skeleton gingerbread cookies?Decisions, decisions.
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I'm kidding, of course. About the "lust for carnage" business, I mean. I still fully intend to bake those cookies.

Still, I do feel the need to end on a pleasant note while still remaining with the gingerbread theme. Therefore, I will share this totally cute Hobbit Hole gingerbread house I saw at The Festival of Trees. (Yes, I realize I just outed myself as a LOTR fan.)
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Also, for those animal lovers out there, I promise not to scare my cat with the hat. Truth be told, I really do cherish that crazed beast. Plus when he's frightened he pees himself and it's really a pain to clean up.
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The Gift of Reading

12/17/2013

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Alas, Christmas is almost upon us. As per usual, I've been scrambling to not only figure out but get everything those dear to me would like as gifts. Through this process, I've been aware that some gifts, if not purchased, will completely ruin the holidays for someone. That will, thereby, make me Christmas Scrooge. At the same time, I'm aware that my own wish list will go unnoticed. I might get a coupon book for free hugs or perhaps a macaroni necklace --- okay, I know that's not fair. My kids are older now and no longer give me those things.

Now they give me squat.

In all seriousness, though, I don't want much. In fact my list is pretty simple.I just want that dang dining room picture back on the wall and for at least one member of my family to learn how to pair socks.

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I kid you not. I found this in the laundry basket.
Plus I'd like a good book. I'm not sure what, exactly. All I can say is the best gift I have ever gotten is the ability to read. Books can teach you, take you to worlds near and far, let you experience a whole host of emotions and scenarios you might not otherwise have a chance to encounter.
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With that said, I've also been blessed with a wonderful critique group of marvelous writers whom I adore. They're very skilled and have passed along so much knowledge and wisdom to me. For that I am very grateful --  so much so I'm going to share a little bit about each of them right now. I'm also going to add links to a few of the books they have out now (Just click on the orange. It'll take you to Amazon, though their books are available almost everywhere.) If you want to read more about an y of them, just click on their names and you'll be directed to their individual websites. Like I said, I book is a marvelous gift to give during the holidays. Why not one of theirs? :)

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Susan Carroll
Best known for her Bride Finder and Dark Queen series, Susan says she can be described by her hobbies, which she lists as: knitting, reading, crocheting, reading, sewing and -- yes -- reading, but to me she is so much more. She's my Doctor Who partner in crime, fellow lover of Cassandra Clare and fancier of all that is whimsical. Her historical fantasies are both imaginative and intriguing. She writes regular romance, as well, all of them beautifully carved. I love them!

If you'd like to have a taste of what she has to offer, here are a few of the many books she has available now. There's Winterbourne, Brighton Road, and the latest book in her Dark Queen saga, The Lady of Secrets.

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Leslie Langtry
Leslie is the author of The Bombays Greatest Hits, a hilarious series about a family of assassins. She's pretty hilarious, herself. She keeps me laughing, both on and off the page, and describes herself as someone who "loves puppies and cake -- but she will not share her cake with puppies." I have to wonder, though. She does have three dogs at home. I bet at least one of them has tasted frosting.

If you haven't read any of Leslie's books, start with 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy. If you have read her work, let it be known that she has a few new Bombay things out including the most recent and totally fun Bombay Christmas short, Four Killing Birds.

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Ella March Chase
I'd like to say no one adores Ella more than me, but I'd be lying. That honor goes to my daughter, Robin. She loves, loves, LOVES Ella's historical fiction. It's no wonder. Ella takes fact and blends it into lush, captivating stories. How she does it? I don't know. I just bow to her greatness. But she's doesn't just have an encyclopediatic brain, she has a heart of gold and a boundless imagination.  

If you're not familiar with Ella, check out her books The Virgin Queen's Daughter and Three Maids for a Crown. If you do know of her, pre-order her next book The Queen's Dwarf. It will be available January 21, 2014 and I can attest that it's absolutely fantastic. A must read!

Of course, there are also my books. Just check the links in the right column to learn more about Extraordinary: Light vs. Dark or Moms are from Mars: A Savory Blend of Memories, Opinions, Advice, and Ridiculousness.

Well that's all for now. I'm not sure if I'll post again until after Christmas. So to be safe, let me wish you a wonderful holiday season!
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Credit for original photo of 1800's girl reading:
By Possibly Antoin Sevruguin [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
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winter holiday keyboard characters

12/22/2012

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Holiday break is here and I still have a TON to do before festivities begin. There are presents that still must be purchased, even more that must be wrapped, plus a Christmas card letter that refuses to write itself.

So, given all this, what have I been doing as the clock ticked loudly in my ear? Making winter holiday keyboard characters, of course. I feel like the poster child for dilly dally dingbats.

Anyway, I couldn't make a lot because I really do have so much on my Christmas cookie plate right now. Still, I managed to create a snowman, Christmas tree, singing angel, snowflake, Santa and an elf, a turtle dove, as well as the saddest dreidel you'll ever see. All of them have been added to my keyboard characters page. It's turning into quite a collection!

So take a look below. I do hope you enjoy them. I also wish you the happiest of holidays. May your season be filled with love, hope and joy. Have a wonderful break.

Hugs,

Mom

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Christmas angels with attitude

12/2/2012

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chesse head tree topper
Be embarrassed for me. I know I am.
It' is time to put up the Christmas tree. It's an activity I, in part, really dread. Why? Because for 22 years Rick and I have gone back and forth about what to put on top of the tree. Growing up in my house, we always had a star at the top of the tree. In Rick's, they had an angel. Neither of us would compromise for years. We just kept the top empty.

Then we had kids. As they got older, they started caring about the top of the tree. They thought the whole angel/star fight was stupid and told us to settle things once and for all. To up the ante, they put a Wisconsin cheese hat on top of the tree to shame us.

It's been up there four years in a row.

Since Rick is a Green Bay Packer fan, he likes the cheese hat. Plus, I'm a Chicago Bears fan, so he likes the "in your face" aspect of the hat's significance. So it's been up to me to find something to top the tree. And I did. Really, I did.

First, I looked at angels. That's right. I was the bigger person by checking out what he wanted. This gesture of compromise, though unfulfilled, better be reflected in the presents I get this year. But here's the thing. The angels SUCKED. Or maybe it's just me. I'm going to let you be the judge of that. Below are five angels and, unless it's just me, they've got major attitude problems.

Like this first angel. I can tell she has no interest sitting at the top of our tree. I get enough "whatever" attitude from my kids. 

angel tree topper whatever
This second one just seemed to look at me and say, "Really? You want ME on the top of your tree?"
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This one came close, but her shrugged shoulder "meh" thing told me she'd sit on top of our tree, but only if she had to.
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I have to be honest. This one scares me, though her "you really think your going to get away with that" attitude would sure keep kids from peeking under the tree.
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And this last one just wants to be left alone. She doesn't need us and we certainly don't need her.
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So sorry, my dear sweet husband. I don't think an angel is in the cards for us. Luckily, I found this BEAUTIFUL star. It will look just perfect on top of our tree. ;)
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The funniest Christmas movies ever

12/13/2011

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There is no better way to provoke reader outrage than by compiling a top 10 list. No matter how hard you try, there is always someone who is personally offended by your choices. So I was smart. I compiled a list of the Top NINE Funniest Christmas Movies Ever. This way you can fill in the blank for the tenth one and leave me alone. ;)

Could have added one more? Absolutely. Harold and Kumar’s recent movie was hilarious…or so I’ve been told...by other people…who aren’t me. (Middle-aged women don't go to see such filth.)

Anyway, below is my top nine picks for the funniest Christmas movies. If you don't agree, write me a comment. Heck, write me a comment if you do! Listed in order of theatrical release, I have...
 
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The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942) 
Think all holiday classics are syrupy sweet? Think again, my dear. Monty Wooley plays Sheridan Whiteside, a razor-tongued radio personality who slips on the front steps of someone’s house and must stay there to recuperate. Is he a gracious house guest? Of course not! Bette Davis also stars. 

Fun fact: Monty Wooley was a professor at Yale before he headed to Broadway, and then movies.

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Trading Places (1983, R) Starring Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis, this is one of my all-time favorites. Two heartless old millionaires switch the lives of a snobby investor and a street urchin as a social experiment. The results are hysterical.

Fun fact: Louis’ (Dan Aykroyd) prision number was 7474505B, the same number as Jake’s (John Belushi) in 'The Blues Brothers,' a movie in which Aykroyd also starred.

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A Christmas Story (1983, PG) 
There's a reason TBS plays this movie non-stop during the holidays. Peter Billingsley stars as Ralphie, a boy growing up in the 1940s who wants a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas. Too bad no one else thinks it’s a good idea -- including Santa, himself!

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Fun fact: This movie spawned one of the most ridiculously hilarious string
lights available on the net. Gotta get me some.

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Scrooged
(1988, PG-13)
In this Charles Dickens’ send up, Bill Murray plays a cold-hearted and conceited TV executive who gets haunted by three spirits at the same time he’s  producing a live Christmas Eve broadcast of A Christmas Carol.

Fun fact: All three of Murray’s brothers -- John, Joel, and Brian Doyle Murray --  had roles in the
film. Two played (you guessed it) his brothers.

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National
Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
 
(1989, PG-13) 
Why do we love the Griswolds? Because they put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional! Nothing ever goes right for Chevy Chase’s Clark, and this holidays are no exception. Boy, that guy knows how to ride a sled....

Fun fact: In all four 'Vacation' movies, Clark and Ellen’s kids are played by different actors every time.

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Home Alone
(1990, PG) 
If I had a quarter for every time I slapped my face with both hands...but I digress. Macaulay Culkin plays Kevin, a young boy who is accidentally left behind when his family takes a trip for Christmas. When two hysterically stupid burglars show up at his front door, it’s game on. Go Kevin! 

Fun fact: The picture Kevin finds of Buzz's girlfriend was actually a picture of a boy made up to look like a girl because the director thought it would be too cruel to make fun of a girl like that.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992, G)
 It’s sad. I just realized this is the only ‘G’ movie on the list. What does that say about Hollywood? (Or should I say 'about me'?)  Anywho, this classic Dickens’ tale is done with equal parts heart and laughter. There's a reason the Muppets were so popular back in the day, you know!

Sad fact: This was the first feature-length film where Kermit’s voice is not provided by Jim Henson, who died suddenly before filming began.

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The Santa Clause (1994, PG) 
Tim Allen stars as a man who accidentally kills Santa, only to discover he has to take over his job. Funny and sweet, you’ll love his transformation into the jolly old elf.

Fun fact: When Scott and Charlie leave the North Pole in the sleigh, you can see the Mickey Mouse logo on the moon when they pass it.

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Elf  (2003, PG) 
Featuring one of the funniest opening sequences of all time, this sweet and silly movie stars Will Ferrell as a man raised as an elf who leaves the North Pole in search of his father. When he finds him, his father is...well... less than  delighted.

Fun fact: When Will Ferrell shot the scene where he walks through the Lincoln Tunnel in his elf costume, several minor traffic accidents occurred because drivers were so surprised to see him. Oops. 

And, oh! Just for fun, can you guess which star from one of the movies above made a cameo appearance in 'Elf'?  It’s Peter Billingsley, a.k.a. Ralphie from 'A Christmas Story.' He played a fellow elf. And yes, he’s related to Barbara Billingsley, the mom on 'Leave it to Beaver.' She’s his great aunt..at least she was until she divorced his great uncle.

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So that's it: The Top 9 Funniest Christmas Movies. Tell me, how did I do?
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Christmas Gifts Through the Ages

12/9/2010

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Last week I shared my childhood holiday shopping memories. Problem is, I STILL can’t get that Barbie Country Camper out of my mind. Damn that orange hippy-flowered vehicle!  It made me wonder, what were the ‘must have’ items of other generations gone by? That's why I bring you…

THROUGH THE AGES: Holiday Shopping
All I want for Christmas is...

Below is a list of all the cool new toys and other hot items that debuted in each decade (I marked them in red), as well as some info on popular items with teens.
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1900s -Now keep in mind that for the first few decades, kids didn’t expect much for the holidays. Many just got stockings with some penny candy, an orange, and maybe a small gift or two. If you were a boy and your folks had a few bucks in their pocket, however, you might get a Lionel Train.  Woo hoo! Crayola crayons came on the scene a little later, which were much more affordable for everyone. Later on there were teddy bears, named for then president, Teddy Roosevelt, and die cast cars. If you were a teenaged girl, a popular gift might have been a sewing kit or a new book - complete with bookmark! Exciting times, I know.

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1910s - This decade was a dream for budding builders. Tinker Toys, Erector Sets, and Lincoln Logs were all introduced. Girls got a special treat with the introduction of Raggedy Ann, the sweet doll from the popular children’s book series. Though older girls didn't really get toys back then, some received an Ouija Board, marking the first -- but not last -- time they’d become popular.

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1920s - Raggedy Ann continued to dominate until late in the decade when Madame Alexander Dolls became all the rage. Doll chinaware and furniture were also popular. Boys delighted when the yo-yo made its first appearance. Sleds were hot, too. As for the older set, one traditional gift for girls was a fancy box of stationary. Think anyone would have a use for that now? I wonder….

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1930s - In this decade board games made their debut with the classics Sorry and Monopoly. Betsy Wetsy, the first (and unfortunately not the last) peeing doll was born then, too. With the following year came the View-Master. Everyone had to have one, not just kids. Featuring color -- yes, color! --- 3-D photographs of places and things around the world, it was a favorite gift for many age groups. Since it was the depression, many girls would have been thrilled with a new coat, shoes, or other piece of clothing. Hard times, folks. Hard times. 

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1940s - What did the future for the Forties hold? Teen  girls asked the Magic 8 Ball, which made its first appearance. Like every decade before and after, teens also asked for clothes. Board games continued to dominate in all age groups with such new additions as Candy Land, Scrabble, and Clue. Then, of course, there were Tonka Trucks -- made of die-cast metal, not plastic -- making them perfect for ramming into Mom’s coffee table.  Near the tail end of the decade, little girls wanted the Baby Coos doll and, for both boys and girls, cowboys and Indians were the bomb. Everyone wanted a cowboy hat and two gun holster cap gun set like Hopalong Cassidy and the Lone Ranger. Yee-hah! This trend continued well into the Fifties.

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1950s - Lots of fun ‘hands on’ stuff came out during this time. Silly putty, Legos, and Play-Doh were all favorites. There was also Mr. Potato Head, complete with everything but the potato -- a real one had to be supplied by parents. The hula hoop also debuted as well as the beauty and fashion icon, Barbie. She looked pretty smokin’ in that black and white striped bathing suit. Me-yow! For older kids, record players  were high on the list. What better way to listen to the likes of Frank Sinatra, Elvis, and Ricky Nelson? Through the next four decades, records would be high on all teens lists. Brownie cameras were also popular. Angel Face powder and other make up were on some girls' lists, plus --  I won't say it again -- clothes.

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1960s - Enter G.I. Joe who, despite what every boy in America might have believed, was created so Barbie could have a cool boyfriend. Etch-a-Sketchs, Hot Wheels, and Twister also came into existence. My favorites? The super cool Lite Brite and (drum roll please) Easy Bake Oven. Nothing like a 40 watt light bulb to bake those 3-inch cakes! For older kids, the transistor radio finally got cheap enough to ask folks to buy one. You could take music with you where ever you went! For older kids, 8-track tapes for stereo systems also made an entrance. For teen girls, nothing beat the oval-shaped princess phone. In fact, whether it be the Sixties, Seventies, Eighties, even Nineties getting a phone in your room was the HUGEST THING EVER. Girls also fancied those new portable hair dryers with the flexible tube that pumper air into a shower camp -- no more sleeping in rollers. Hooray! “The Swinger,” a fun Polaroid camera was a hit with teens. Much later in the decade, when things got groovier, lava lamps made their first appearance, becoming a popular teen gift item in the Seventies, too. They also craved anything with a ‘peace’ sign.

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1970s - Nerf balls became the rage for boys everywhere, while girls got Strawberry Shortcake. Rubik’s Cube and skateboards were also hot, as well as the biggest movie tie-in juggernaut of them all: Star Wars merchandise. Action figures, trading cards, underoos… ‘the Force’ took over the world. Groovy items older kids went for were mood rings and black lights with corresponding psychedelic posters.  Troll dolls and granny glasses were also popular, as were blow dryers, one of the greatest inventions of all time. Lip gloss in a pot made it big and in 1979, every girl -- big or small -- got an assortment of Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers in their stockings. As for ‘peace’ sign merchandise? It made way for ‘Have a Nice Day’ smilie face stuff. That yellow face was EVERYWHERE. Before I end, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention this decade also brought one of the biggest games in geek history. The fantasy role-playing game, Dungeons and Dragons debuted in 1974.

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1980s - Oh, man. I don’t want to relive this…the Cabbage Patch Kids. Children were NUTS about them, making them the must have doll of 1983. Sure, there were Care Bears and Smurfs, too, but Cabbage Patch Kids? Whoa. Teddy Ruxpin, the animatronic talking bear, became a 'wanna have' toy later in the decade, though it was too expensive for many to afford. As for boys, Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles entered the scene. For the older set, Trivial Pursuit became the hot game, and everyone wanted a Sony Walkman (with tape cassette!) or stereo so they could listen to their tunes. Roller blades were also introduced mid decade, making anyone who still had roller skates look so lame. After Tom Cruise's hot performance in 1983's Risky Business, teens were dying for a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. The coolest things, though? The decade started with the Atari game system and ended with the Game Boy. The video game era officially began. Then there was the VHS cassette. People could watch movies in their homes whenever they wanted. Huge.

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1990s - Move over Ninja Turtles, it’s time for the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers! Later on, Pokemon became big, too. Teletubbies dominated the younger set, as well as a slew of other kiddie TV show merchandise. (Can you say ‘Blues Clues?’) Elmo, being the bad self he is, managed to create a stir all on his own. Tickle Me Elmo was THE toy in 1996. I can’t tell you the amount of mayhem and angst the doll created that Christmas season when it sold out early. Beanie Babies made their mark, too. They were not only popular with young kids and teens, but made a big dent in many a collector’s pocket book in its hey day. Teens were also gaga for slap bracelets, plus we can't forget that the Nineties = boy bands. (For more on that see Through the Ages: Teen Idols.) Many a girl would have freaked for a ticket to one of their shows.

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2000s - The beginning of the millennium started off with the Razor scooter craze. Video game systems, be they hand-held or at home consoles, also became must have toys. Tamagotchis left there mark and Dora the Explorer became a household name. Though Barbie continued to reign in the doll department, Bratz entered the scene and shook her world. Mid-decade, Radica’s 20 Q electronic game became a cool gift for older kids. They might also have wanted a DVD of their favorite movie or (girls only) a copy of one of the Twilight books.  but if you really wanted to rock their stockings? I had to be a cell phone or IPod.

Well, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed this nostalgic trip. Now I’ve got to take a trip to the store and get some REAL holiday shopping done. If you’ve got the time, whether you’re an old fart or a hip happenin’ teen, I’d love to hear what your must have toys were when you were young. Come on, fess up!

Hey! Special thanks to my mom, my Aunt Margie, and my friend, Theresa B., for their' generational' input. Keepin' it real folks. Keepin' it real...

photo credits: Madame Alexander doll photo credit,
Monopoly photo credit
Magic 8 Ball photo credit
Vintage Barbie photo credit
Easy Bake Oven

all other photos under creative commons
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Back in the Day: Holiday Shopping

12/2/2010

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The date: Friday, November 26th
The time: 4 a.m.

Where was I? Not in bed, dreaming of the wonderful time I'd had at Thanksgiving. I was in my car, driving along an empty highway toward the mall so I could shop, shop, SHOP! That’s right. I'm one of those crazy people who got up way too early in search of red-hot deals.

As I was driving along the dark, empty road I thought back to the holiday shopping of yesteryear. Things weren't always so nuts, you know. Or maybe you don't know. That’s why I bring you…

BACK IN THE DAY
Holiday Shopping: Deck the Malls with Boughs of Holly, fa la la la…aw, fudge.

As always, things were a bit different when I was young. First of all, we didn’t have the deluge of kiddie commercials we do now. The Disney Channel? Nickelodeon? They didn’t exist. Children’s programming consisted of a few hours each weekday on PBS (no commercials) and Saturday morning cartoons on the ‘Big Three’ networks: ABC, CBS and NBC (commercials!) If you were a kid, your Saturday morning was booked, not with soccer games or Tae Kwon Do practice, but watching cartoons. That’s when we learned about cool stuff like Rock’em Sock’em Robots and Hippity Hops. When Christmas time rolled around, the retail industry took it up a notch. That’s when the Sears Wish Book came out.

cue the singing angels….
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Behold the Magic!
That’s right. Back in the Seventies, many purchases were still made through catalogs. Twice a year, Sears and J.C. Penney came out with big, thick ones stuffed with everything -- clothes, bedding, socket wrenches, you name it. Right after Thanksgiving the Wish Book appeared in all its glory. The back of it was filled with pages and pages of toys. I still remember spending hours pouring over it while making my wish list to Santa. Barbie’s Country Camper, come to mama!

Of course, there were regular retail stores, too. I grew up in a town about an hour outside of Chicago. In the early Seventies we didn’t have much, just a down town with a grocery store, furniture store, five and dime, shoe store, clothing store, etc. Our first big box mart didn’t come until later in the decade with the introduction of Kmart, home of the blue light special. As for toy stores, the Toys ‘R Us (known back then by the classy name ‘Bargain Town’) was so far away we never seemed to be able to make the trip (At least that’s what Mom and Dad said. Hmmm....)
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Still thinking about that Country Camper...
During the holidays, our best bet was the local Ace Hardware. It always cleared some aisles in the back to make room for all the neat Christmas toys. Then, of course, there was the mall…

Ah, yes -- the mall. In 1973, one opened up ten minutes from our house and our shopping lives were transformed. So many stores in just one place! It was open on Sundays, too, something local businesses had never done. That was the place to shop, particularly during the holidays, and Black Friday was the coolest day. Why?
 
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tores didn’t open early and there weren’t any bust-down-the door deals, but something fantastical did occur. On that day, every store -- including the mall itself --  unveiled their Christmas decorations. That’s right, no holiday decor until AFTER Thanksgiving.  The whole world instantly transformed into a holiday wonderland. Store hours were extended, too. Many stores, including those in the mall, stayed open until 9 p.m. instead of the regular 5 p.m. We could shop whenever we wanted.

Whoa.

Like most girls, as I got older shopping became one of my favorite pastimes, holiday season or not. My dad would slip me five dollars, maybe twenty if I needed a new pair of shoes, then drop me off at the door with my friends. We’d walk around, hit the record store, and check out clothes at the Limited Express and Benneton. Sound kind of familiar?  

Despite all the killer deals we have these days, holiday shopping just doesn’t seem to be as fun as it used to be. Maybe it’s because I’m a mom shopping for twenty people instead of a kid shopping for four, or maybe it’s because stores keep pushing the holiday season further and further forward each year. The ads alone are daunting. Whatever the reason, I get a little sadder each year. A little more jaded, too....

Dang! Am I starting to sound depressed. I think I need a little ‘retail therapy’ to perk me back up. Anyone want to go to Kohl’s with me? They’re having a big sale and I have a 30% coupon.

Anyone?  ….. Anyone?

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