mOMS ARE FROM mARS: tHE BOOK!
Thanks for expressing interest in my book, Moms are from Mars: a savory blend of memories, opinions, advice and ridiculousness! This one is humor -- or it's what I'm going for. I'll let you be the judge. In it you'll read about my stumbles through dating, money, high school, travel, fashion, and motherhood. Be warned, though. I have learned from my mistakes, so you'll find plenty of opinions and advice, as well. Stories include...
... my glorious liberation from Tough Skins® jeans...
... an embarrassing misadventure with a weaponized
curling iron...
... the ill-thought implementation of a noose as a
life-saving device...
... my dad's HUGE tall tale about Ronald
Reagan...
... an early fascination with high quality television
programming...
... my unseemly dalliances with lying, cheating, and
thievery...
... the time in Paris when I saw French film star Gerard
Depardieu naked. Maybe.
This book is targeted toward the older females members of my audience, though guys brave enough to read it admitted they laughed. Still, if you're a 12 year-old boy who loved Extraordinary and Enlightened, there's a very strong chance this book isn't for you. To be sure, you can click here for an itsy bitsy sample of it.
If you need a bigger sample before you bite, just check out the "Look Inside" or "Download a Sample" features from the sites listed below. I hope you enjoy it!
(Side note: I've suspended the sale of the paperback version because some of the books I've seen come off the press have photos that aren't up to snuff. I don't want people to spend their good money on something that isn't so good. Later on I might re-publish it. For now, though, I'm keeping it off the shelf.)
... my glorious liberation from Tough Skins® jeans...
... an embarrassing misadventure with a weaponized
curling iron...
... the ill-thought implementation of a noose as a
life-saving device...
... my dad's HUGE tall tale about Ronald
Reagan...
... an early fascination with high quality television
programming...
... my unseemly dalliances with lying, cheating, and
thievery...
... the time in Paris when I saw French film star Gerard
Depardieu naked. Maybe.
This book is targeted toward the older females members of my audience, though guys brave enough to read it admitted they laughed. Still, if you're a 12 year-old boy who loved Extraordinary and Enlightened, there's a very strong chance this book isn't for you. To be sure, you can click here for an itsy bitsy sample of it.
If you need a bigger sample before you bite, just check out the "Look Inside" or "Download a Sample" features from the sites listed below. I hope you enjoy it!
(Side note: I've suspended the sale of the paperback version because some of the books I've seen come off the press have photos that aren't up to snuff. I don't want people to spend their good money on something that isn't so good. Later on I might re-publish it. For now, though, I'm keeping it off the shelf.)
WHERE TO BUY
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- AMAZON
click here for the Kindle ebook
- BARNES & NOBLE
click here for the Nook ebook
- Apple: iTunes/iPhone/iPad
- Kobo
- Sony Reader
- Smashwords (all ebook platforms plus adobe/PC readers, etc.)
- CreateSpace (trade paperback only)
Click on the orange to be sent directly to the store.
- AMAZON
click here for the Kindle ebook
- BARNES & NOBLE
click here for the Nook ebook
- Apple: iTunes/iPhone/iPad
- Kobo
- Sony Reader
- Smashwords (all ebook platforms plus adobe/PC readers, etc.)
- CreateSpace (trade paperback only)
