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A teen girl's guide to weird mothers
Moms are so weird. I know because I am one. But unlike most moms, I accept my weirdness -- embrace it, even -- making me the perfect person to help you understand why your mom's so out there. Here's what I've got :
NOT JUST FOR TEENS. Young, old, male, female -- I don't care. Everyone's invited to the party. Mom's Blog features pointed commentary, age-old wisdom, and a lot of ranting from one of America’s keenest minds: mine. ;)
What Type of Mom Do You Have?
My tried-and-true test. Is your mom a psycho, loser, cream puff, or just plain weird? Inquiring minds want to know!
Why Does Mom DO That?
The 'very special episode' part of the site. Featuring real answers to real questions, it helps explain some of Mom's most perplexing behavior.
CARDS FOR MOM
Tell her how you REALLY feel.
Top 20 Things Your Mom Will Never Say
And that's a guarantee.
A Heartfelt Letter of Apology
Already screw up?
Use this template to get back into
Mom’s good graces.
Putting your fate in your own hands is so lame,
don't you think?
Mom's MISH MASH
Filled with pointless links, and videos,
this is the perfect place to blow off steam.
cute keyboard characters
This has nothing to do with being a mom. It's just an obsession of mine. Click on the bunny if you share it.
Of course, you can always contact me if you have any questions, suggestions, or deep thoughts. (I love hearing from you guys, even when you’re whiny.) Plus there's the Moms are from Mars search engine below, if you're looking for a specific nuggets of wisdom.
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All photo links credited on individual pages, save the lovely Barbara Blillingsley, the question mark, and the not sign.