SOMEONE ATTACKED MY THOR!
My Mighty Avenger Battle Hammer Action Figure Thor has been assaulted. I'm devastated. Not only is he such a great Avenger, he played it cool when I photoshopped MC Hammer pants on him. (back story: I had wondered if he'd ever yelled, "Hammertime!" before breaking into dance.)
Anyway, my mighty Thor had been minding his own business, protecting his little Asgard outpost also known as the corner of my desk.
My Mighty Avenger Battle Hammer Action Figure Thor has been assaulted. I'm devastated. Not only is he such a great Avenger, he played it cool when I photoshopped MC Hammer pants on him. (back story: I had wondered if he'd ever yelled, "Hammertime!" before breaking into dance.)
Anyway, my mighty Thor had been minding his own business, protecting his little Asgard outpost also known as the corner of my desk.
Exhibit A
He'd looked fierce, with an intensity in his eye that rivaled Sheldon Cooper in a chess battle to the death. He'd also had not one, but two weapons of destruction. I'd thought no one would dare provoke such a powerful defender.
I was wrong.
This morning I walked into my office only to find I had chanced upon a crime scene. My body shook. There lay my Thor, face-down. In one hand he held his hammer. The other hand? EMPTY.
I was wrong.
This morning I walked into my office only to find I had chanced upon a crime scene. My body shook. There lay my Thor, face-down. In one hand he held his hammer. The other hand? EMPTY.
Exhibit B
It took a while for me to overcome the shock of the carnage. Luckily, the only damage was to Thor's ego. But who would take his sword accessory, a weapon which "holds an extra advantage -- it becomes a battle hammer for crushing his foes"? (At least that's what Amazon says.)
After a few minutes of investigation I found the sword behind the couch. I also found a clump of cat hair. Gasp! Our fluffy feline friend, Cinnamon, proved himself to be an evil-doer!
After a few minutes of investigation I found the sword behind the couch. I also found a clump of cat hair. Gasp! Our fluffy feline friend, Cinnamon, proved himself to be an evil-doer!
Exhibit C
And now I'm scared. What could our cat want with special sword that turns into a hammer? He must have an evil plan. What it is, I do not know but from now on I'm sleeping with one eye open.
Have a clue what it could be?
Have a clue what it could be?
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