You're psychic!

5/11/2012

Oh my god, you’re psychic! How do I know? Just look at this:

See? You just read my mind! The proof is RIGHT THERE.

Sorry, that was silly. I do have some real proof, though. Just open your mind and guess which photo is going to appear below.

Is it...
a) a duck
b) a tree
c) a car, or
d) a double-yolked egg I cracked open last week that looks just like a butt?

Once you think you've got the answer, scroll down.

...keep going....

...almost there....

Ta da! IT'S THE DUCK!

That baby's got back!

I'm kidding. It's the butt egg. I just couldn't resist...but you knew that, didn't you? ;)

I rest my case.
Psychic.

26 Comments

My Wyoming Adventure link

5/11/2012 12:42:57 am

Yep. I'm psychic. Or I have a warped sense of humor, too. Awesome photo.

Mom link

5/11/2012 12:48:00 am

Oh, how I love warped minds! Glad you liked the photo, though I'm afraid the powers that be are trying to tell me something. Maybe I should get back on the stair stepper!

TJ Lubrano link

5/11/2012 12:59:35 am

Hahahahah butt egg! I have the silly giggles now Janene!

Mom link

5/11/2012 01:05:55 am

Then my job is done here. :)

Sci-Fi Gene link

5/11/2012 01:14:24 am

And that concludes our scheduled coverage of today's House of Representatives debate on taxation reform.

Mom link

5/11/2012 01:24:52 am

Doh!

Cher Duncombe link

5/11/2012 01:20:57 am

Ha! That is great, Janene! Your sense of humor is infectious. :)

Mom link

5/11/2012 01:25:27 am

Oh no. Time for the HAZMAT suits!

Dhaston link

5/11/2012 01:29:06 am

You have killed twin chickens before their birth... :) :D

Mom link

5/11/2012 01:38:21 am

I've heard of killing two birds with one stone, but a frying pan? :) Glad they weren't fertilized. That would have been gross!

zobop republic link

5/11/2012 01:39:17 am

LOL! Yeah, they call that ...Inception! Know why? 'Cause I put it there. :)

Mom link

5/11/2012 01:46:13 am

Cue the eerie music! :)

Jen and Tonic link

5/11/2012 03:50:59 am

I guessed a tree. I think it means I'm brain dead, and not giving off any signals.

Mom link

5/11/2012 04:43:55 am

Oh, man. Deep down I was thinking I should post a photo of the tree. You have access to my most private thoughts.NOOOOOOOOOO!

SprigBlossoms link

5/11/2012 03:52:59 am

Janene, I know your mind now!...and it gives me the giggles. I love your spin on things :)

Mom link

5/11/2012 04:45:34 am

Yay! I feel so violated -- yet so free! :)

kris landt link

5/11/2012 05:47:56 am

i am right there with you in silly mode, janene. it's been a bizarre week; time for some comic relief. who got to eat the butt egg?

Mom link

5/11/2012 06:26:28 am

Silliness does make the week go down smoother, doesn't it? And my dad got the butt egg. He and my mom were in town. It complemented his high cholesterol nicely! :)

Sam1982

5/11/2012 06:00:08 am

Sorry to get all "Sheldon Cooper" for a second but the butt egg made me think of a random useless fact: I do believe that double yolks are caused by new chickens laying their first egg and their ovulation occurs too rapidly. Not sure why I know that but I thought I'd share

Mom link

5/11/2012 06:27:52 am

I'll have you know I'm a HUGE Big Bang fan, as well as a fact geek, myself. It's official. You have achieved god-like status in my eyes. Congratulations!

timethief link

5/11/2012 06:44:36 am

You are so weird that you are funny. :D

Mom link

5/11/2012 06:50:18 am

I consider that the highest of praise. Thanks, TT!

nothingprofound link

5/11/2012 11:29:42 pm

Janene, you have to lighten up and stop taking life so seriously. So you gave your Dad the butt egg? Wonder how he felt about that?

Mom link

5/12/2012 12:20:12 am

I DO have to stop being so serious, don't I? :) As for the butt egg, my father felt honored. He also didn't have a choice. It was the last egg that we had! At least it was an Eggland's Best. That has to count for something!

Bill link

5/22/2012 01:25:18 am

Good very funny and interesting.

Mom link

5/22/2012 01:34:54 am

Well, I try... ;)

You're psychic!

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