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Time for Botox, baby!

5/16/2011

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madonna cone bra toddlerInsert 'Like a Virgin' joke here.
Ugh. Sometimes a news story just makes me wanna hurl. Take Kerry Campbell from San Francisco, CA. Her eight year-old daughter, Britney, complained about ‘wrinkles’ on her face so she did the obvious: She gave her daughter Botox treatments. After all, nothing says maternal love like injecting your child’s face with toxins, right?

Kerry got the idea from her fellow pageant show moms. That’s right. Britney participates in those kiddie beauty pageants I just love to bits. Doesn’t your heart just warm when you watch a youngster strut her stuff in metallic gold cone bra? Mine, too.

Still, I couldn’t believe the whole Botox thing. What kind of mom would put her kid through that? I mean, come on! Why didn't she act sooner? That way her daughter would never have had to deal with the self-esteem issues she’s experiencing now.

Case in point, the baby below:

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PictureDang! My fingers look like sausages!
She's adorable, right? Still, those chubby cheeks should really go, especially if she wants to attract that cute eighteen month-old boy who plays on the other side of the sandbox. Sure, she could dangle a bright red shovel his way in the hopes of getting him to toddle over, but that would look too forward. I say cheek bone implants and lip fillers to start, followed by false eyelashes and hair extensions. With looks on her side, her life will be easy. Screw personality development!

Everyone knows that if you’re not perfect, you’re not worthy of attention. That whole ‘beauty comes from the inside’ bit? Just a load of crap to make ugly people feel better. It’s a mom’s job to make sure kids don’t have to deal with that kind of angst. Best to nip it in the bud.

Okay, okay. I’ll cut the sarcasm. This whole Botox story is both ridiculous and sad. Those awful ‘lines’ on Britney’s face? They look like dimples to me. Cute, little girl dimples.

When I was young I wanted to be perfect. I would sit in front of the mirror and examine my face, thinking, ‘if only my eyes were a little bigger,’ ‘if only my forehead were a little higher,’ etc., etc., etc. Finally, I wised up. I decided to stop defining myself by my flaws and focus on assets. It was a life-affirming moment for me. Very empowering, too.

For anyone who wishes they were more beautiful than they are right now, I’ve got an easy solution: SMILE. The best smiles always come from within. They come from knowing and (still) loving yourself.

Embrace what’s good. Celebrate what’s great. Others will see it, too. Beauty really does come from within. You just have to let it show
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17 Comments
Nicone link
5/16/2011 03:16:57 am

That's just incredible!! Cannot understand how anyone could do something like that to their child. They are perfect just the way they are! All of them. I guess it is a reflection of the mothers own insecurities, but still...

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Mom link
5/16/2011 03:20:44 am

Nicone,
I agree. This is sooo about the mother. This borders on child abuse....No. It IS child abuse. Unbelievable.

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AJ link
5/16/2011 04:07:26 am

"That whole ‘beauty comes from the inside’ bit? Just a load of crap to make ugly people feel better."

Um...to an extent, yeah lol :p


Seriously, you're right overall though, what the hell does a preteen need with Botox? She deserves to be shot in the face as well... This goes beyond our societal preoccupation with asthetics, that chick is whacked...it's good that her child was taken away from her, she's just not a fit parent with that kind of thought process...

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nothingprofound link
5/16/2011 04:19:26 am

Probably it's a young mother who reads celebrity magazines and watches too much TV. That's where I think a lot of these pageant Moms get their ideas of life. It's not hard to see the sort of things our culture values and considers "success."

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zobop republic link
5/16/2011 04:27:56 am

What next? Breast implants for kids?

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SprigBlossoms link
5/16/2011 04:39:59 am

As one of my quotes go "warmth and kindness are attractive features for any face"....The rest is best if left natural, I guess : )

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Mom link
5/16/2011 05:29:17 am

AJ,
I wondered what you'd think of that quote! It's funny, though, how ugly some people become once you get to know them and how others get more beautiful. Also, the way you carry yourself does make a big difference. People who smile ARE more attractive.

NP,
The woman is 35. That's not too young. You're probably right about the TV/magazines, though. She wants her kid to be a 'star,' I hear, and this is what it takes. Well, her name is all over the news now...

zobop,
That's a great idea!! ;) Seriously, I bet there are a few moms out there thinking about it. Ugh.

Sprig,
Great quote. Warmth and kindness really do show through.

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Tershbango link
5/17/2011 01:19:19 am

This makes me CRAZY angry. People like this should not have children.

God, what's next? Seriously.

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Mom link
5/17/2011 01:26:57 am

Tersh,
I don't want to even think about what could be next. I just heard the mom just lost custody until they're able to investigate what all is happening. I think that's a bit extreme though, luckily, the girl is just staying with some relatives. The mom is whacked, though. That's for sure.

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The Cranky Canadian link
5/17/2011 08:49:13 pm

Janene, I can't believe this is a true story!! At 8 years old, a child's face hasn't even finished developping yet so I can't imagine the harmful effects botox is going to have in the long run. The only child I've ever heard of who needed this kind of treatment was Benjamin Button...and even then it still would have been unnecesary.

It's not the child's fault though. That mother should be charged with child abuse because that's essentially what it is. What kind of parent would even consider this as an option let alone actually go through with it??

The least of that kid's worries will be her self-esteem issues. Something tells me suicide is going to be in her future.

Great, eye-opening post Janene! :)

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Mom link
5/18/2011 03:14:19 am

Cranky,
I'm with you. I'm still reeling from this. Hasn't the media done a good enough job teaching kids looks are everything? Look at all the sad attention-seekers they've created from that. To have a mom not only buy into all that but transfer it to their child is so tragic. Child abuse? And how.

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Jeremy from We Took The Bait link
5/18/2011 05:12:45 pm

Not to make light of the story, but I think if Britney does win a pageant, there should be a little asterik above her name. The Toddler Pageant Association of America (or whatever it's called) would then launch an investigation to find out who's been "'Toxing." During the course of board hearings, Jose Canseco can write a best seller about the whole ordeal.

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Rico Swaff link
5/19/2011 12:06:12 am

I don't understand the whole botox craze. It makes people look like vulcans.

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Mom link
5/19/2011 02:07:02 am

Jeremy,
Hah! I never thought about the doping connection! There are so many crazy things people are willing to do for a trophy.

Rico,
So I take it you don't find vulcans attractive? What's wrong with you! ;)

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botox Melbourne link
5/27/2012 04:49:01 pm

Hello

That's just incredible, I don't understand that how a mother can do all these things with her little baby.

Thank you

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Mom link
5/28/2012 01:22:27 am

Me, either. Still don't know if it was really a hoax or not. I hope it is, though the mom is troubled regardless.

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