Today sucks.
Today was the day I was going to write a super cool post about life, love, and -- most importantly -- me. Instead, I woke up with a cold. Rather than bellying up to the keyboard, I spent the morning reading old magazines.
Then my day got worse.
Innocently picking up the August/September issue of Girls’ Life magazine (don’t ask), I flipped to page 81 so my ‘10 biggest (and peskiest) body questions’ could be answered. My eyes immediately leapt to the upper right-hand corner of the page, and I swear I heard the angels sing.
Today was the day I was going to write a super cool post about life, love, and -- most importantly -- me. Instead, I woke up with a cold. Rather than bellying up to the keyboard, I spent the morning reading old magazines.
Then my day got worse.
Innocently picking up the August/September issue of Girls’ Life magazine (don’t ask), I flipped to page 81 so my ‘10 biggest (and peskiest) body questions’ could be answered. My eyes immediately leapt to the upper right-hand corner of the page, and I swear I heard the angels sing.
That’s right, Playtex was giving away yoga mats to ten lucky girls!
You can imagine my joy. I mean, who wouldn’t want a yoga mat prominently featuring the Playtex logo? They’re one of the largest tampon manufacturers in the world! Plus it would go so well with my Vagisil water bottle and Pamprin sports towel, too. I’d be the hit of the YMCA!
Sure, I know I’m not exactly a ‘girl.’ Still, last time I checked I had two X chromosomes, plus I really, REALLY wanted that mat. Hustling over to the computer, I flipped it on and clicked over to the website. Then…
I couldn’t find the giveaway anywhere. I guess I just got there too late. I’m not overly sad, though. Another giveaway will come soon. Until then, I'll just dream about Preparation H leotards and Monistat 3 sweat bands.
You can imagine my joy. I mean, who wouldn’t want a yoga mat prominently featuring the Playtex logo? They’re one of the largest tampon manufacturers in the world! Plus it would go so well with my Vagisil water bottle and Pamprin sports towel, too. I’d be the hit of the YMCA!
Sure, I know I’m not exactly a ‘girl.’ Still, last time I checked I had two X chromosomes, plus I really, REALLY wanted that mat. Hustling over to the computer, I flipped it on and clicked over to the website. Then…
I couldn’t find the giveaway anywhere. I guess I just got there too late. I’m not overly sad, though. Another giveaway will come soon. Until then, I'll just dream about Preparation H leotards and Monistat 3 sweat bands.
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