The bacon game, Mom style

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It's icy outside so I can't leave the house and I really don't want to clean. So what do I do? Play the Bacon Game. Please tell me you've heard of it. If not, let me school you: You choose a topic --movies, songs or book titles -- then replace one of the words with "bacon."  LIke "Girl with a Pearl Earring" becomes "Girl with a Bacon Earring." Got it? Man, I hope so because it's just not that hard.

Anyway, since this is a mom blog, I decided to find anything with the words "mom," "mother," "mamma," etc. in it. Then I changed it with the word "bacon." Here is what I have so far:

SONGS
Bacon Mia
Bacon Said Knock You Out
Bacon, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
Your Bacon Don't Dance
I Saw Bacon Kissing Santa Claus

TV
How I Met Your Bacon
Dance Bacons

MOVIES
Throw Bacon from the Train
Serial Bacon
Mars Needs Bacon

BOOKS
Are You My Bacon?
Bacon Dearest (a made-for-TV movie, too)

FAMOUS QUOTES
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created bacon.
There's nothing like a bacon's love.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their bacon.
There was never a great man who did not have a great bacon.
A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but mean your bacon.
Bacon always said, don't play ball in the house.

PHRASES
Bacon's Boy
Baby Bacon
Hoochie Bacon
Bacon of the Bride
Baconly Love

FAMOUS PEOPLE
Bacon Goose
Bacon Theresa

I'd better stop now. I've got a bacon of a headache after thinking of all this. Got any suggestions to add?

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