Strange things

I'm leaving for a girl's trip tomorrow and realized I haven't written in a while. Because I'm already going crazy trying to get ready, I decided to do a speed post. Here it is:

A couple of weeks ago my family took a trip. Along the drive, my son saw a convenience store called "Almost Always Open." This makes perfect sense because keeping a store open 24/7 just seems a little too overachieving, doesn't it? Anyway, my son forgot to take a picture of it, which saddened me to no end. To make up for it, I asked him to take a picture of the next strangely named business he saw. This is what he found:

That's right. If you want a Poopy tattoo, we know just where to send you. And if you're hungry you can eat at their restaurant. My mouth is salivating thinking about all of the Poopy things on their menu. Yum! And while I'm on the bathroom humor trail, allow me to show you the super cool drinks I found at my local food store:

That leads me to ask, what do Bawls taste like? And what's with the "Exxtra" Bawls flavor? Does anyone really need Exxtra Bawls? Okay, I can hear you groaning so I'll stop. Time to move on...

My final photo is, frankly, a little sad. During our family trip the hotel maid made a swan out of towels. Sweet, huh? 

Confession: This picture is a recreation. That's why the hind feathers look a little ruffled.

Only the swan, well, ended up taking a swan dive. A that pressure to be beautiful must have been too exhausting.

And that's it. I hope you're having a wonderful start of the year and you're able to keep warm. In Iowa it's freezing!.