Hmmm...
I think I might be a superhero. Why? I have so many gifts. Without even having been there, I can tell when someone's taken a shower or sneaked a snack from the kitchen. When I sit on the couch, the arm chair covers don't come off. I know, how do I do it? And last night, while I was sitting on that very same couch, I ate popcorn and none of it landed on the cushions!
My Spidey senses are tingling.
When I throw my clothes in the hamper, they make it in every time. At first I didn't think that was such a huge skill but my kids just can't seem to do it. As for my actual clothes, did you know I can take off my jeans without turning them into a pretzel? Not that it matters. Untangling clothes is another great skill of mine. I can also stop watching a YouTube video before it's even finished. I forced my sons to try that once. They actually writhed in agony! I must have a high pain threshold.
I won't even go into my ability to find shoes that mysteriously disappear in the closet, or my uncanny ability to hang a coat on a hanger. I don't want to gloat. As for getting stains out of carpets or someone's favorite shirt? Don't even mention it. I have a feeling, though, I might not be the only mom who can do all these things.
I won't even go into my ability to find shoes that mysteriously disappear in the closet, or my uncanny ability to hang a coat on a hanger. I don't want to gloat. As for getting stains out of carpets or someone's favorite shirt? Don't even mention it. I have a feeling, though, I might not be the only mom who can do all these things.
Seriously, what IS this?
Perhaps all of us are superheroes. What do you think?
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