For John Travolta's hair: May the Christmas tree flocking industry partner work harder with his spray on hair source so his mane of puffy paint can look fuller and more lustrous. Come on Johnny, we love you with or without the hair. It's the press on-felt wig that creeps us out. (Strangely, I couldn't find a free photo of him in his current hair condition. To see it, you will have to click here. But I won't provide a link to Miley Cyrus' new cut. It's just too scary. May she regain her senses.)
For Honey Boo Boo: May her "Go-Go Juice" of Mountain Dew and Red Bull magically transform into milk with a V8 V-Fusion chaser. And may she never be found saying "a dollar make me holler" on the corner of Easy Street and Lost Souls Avenue at 2 AM. I don't want to redneckognize her name in any police reports ten years from now.
For all of those involved in the Cruise-Holmes breakup -- Tom, Katie and little Suri. It's great to see the Stepford wife look disappear from Katie's eyes. Still, I know family break ups can be hard. May Tom and Katie make this work to minimize the hurt. I'd hate for Suri to lose focus on her burn book.
Of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't keep Lindsay Lohan in my thoughts. I know 2012 wasn't quite the comeback year that she had hoped for. Instead, it ended up being more like 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011. But that's okay. A new year is here. That means another chance. I sincerely hope she finds her way this time. Seriously. Watching young stars spiral downward to the tabloid's glee of the tabloids and sick fascination of the world makes me sad. Just plain sad.
And that's it. Did I miss anyone? Is there someone you think could use a little extra positive energy this year? Let me know. I'll make sure to light a candle for them. In the end, couldn't we all use a bump?