Anyway, since this is a mom blog, I decided to find anything with the words "mom," "mother," "mamma," etc. in it. Then I changed it with the word "bacon." Here is what I have so far:
Bacon Said Knock You Out
Bacon, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
Your Bacon Don't Dance
I Saw Bacon Kissing Santa Claus
How I Met Your Bacon
Throw Bacon from the Train
Mars Needs Bacon
Are You My Bacon?
Bacon Dearest (a made-for-TV movie, too)
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created bacon.
There's nothing like a bacon's love.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their bacon.
There was never a great man who did not have a great bacon.
A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but mean your bacon.
Bacon always said, don't play ball in the house.
Bacon of the Bride
I'd better stop now. I've got a bacon of a headache after thinking of all this. Got any suggestions to add?