A couple of weeks ago my family took a trip. Along the drive, my son saw a convenience store called "Almost Always Open." This makes perfect sense because keeping a store open 24/7 just seems a little too overachieving, doesn't it? Anyway, my son forgot to take a picture of it, which saddened me to no end. To make up for it, I asked him to take a picture of the next strangely named business he saw. This is what he found:
My final photo is, frankly, a little sad. During our family trip the hotel maid made a swan out of towels. Sweet, huh?