First, keep in mind I'm a mom. That's why it took me two months to see your latest video, Can’t be Tamed. Also keep in mind that my nine year-old son is the one that showed it to me. That's an important fact. Anyway, after careful review, I've got just one thing to say:
My, ho, my. When did you become a skank?
So now you’re all grown up at seventeen. Yippee. The folks at Disney have got to be thrilled, though I question whether you care. You’re probably sick of the whole Hannah Montana thing and worried your fans are, too. Truth be told, my teenager doesn’t watch your show anymore. Still, she thought “The Climb” was a pretty cool song. “Party in the U.S.A.” wasn’t bad either. But when she saw your latest video, she just rolled her eyes. I doubt that song will end up on her IPod. As for my nine year-old son who still watches the show? He said the video “weirded him out.” I think you just lost some fans. As for me? I’m just disappointed.
Tell me, did you think dressing and acting that way makes you look more adult? Because, frankly, you just look like jailbait. And though, yes, there are women who dress that way, they’re usually out for hire or very desperate.
Miley, you’re looking desperate.
I know it’s hard to grow up under the spotlight, always worried when your fame will run out. Well, trust me, with the way you’re selling yourself right now? I have to say I’m worried. Worried that you’ll end up like the bird in the video -- in a cage, all alone, with no one bothering to peek in.