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It's icy outside so I can't leave the house and I really don't want to clean. So what do I do? Play the Bacon Game. Please tell me you've heard of it. If not, let me school you: You choose a topic --movies, songs or book titles -- then replace one of the words with "bacon."  LIke "Girl with a Pearl Earring" becomes "Girl with a Bacon Earring." Got it? Man, I hope so because it's just not that hard.

Anyway, since this is a mom blog, I decided to find anything with the words "mom," "mother," "mamma," etc. in it. Then I changed it with the word "bacon." Here is what I have so far:

SONGS

Bacon Mia
Bacon Said Knock You Out
Bacon, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
Your Bacon Don't Dance
I Saw Bacon Kissing Santa Claus

TV
How I Met Your Bacon
Dance Bacons

MOVIES
Throw Bacon from the Train
Serial Bacon
Mars Needs Bacon

BOOKS
Are You My Bacon?
Bacon Dearest (a made-for-TV movie, too)

FAMOUS QUOTES
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created bacon.
There's nothing like a bacon's love.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their bacon.
There was never a great man who did not have a great bacon.
A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but mean your bacon.
Bacon always said, don't play ball in the house.

PHRASES
Bacon's Boy
Baby Bacon
Hoochie Bacon
Bacon of the Bride
Baconly Love

FAMOUS PEOPLE
Bacon Goose
Bacon Theresa

I'd better stop now. I've got a bacon of a headache after thinking of all this. Got any suggestions to add?

 


Comments

01/30/2013 17:23

Famous Quotes

A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his bacon.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Love in the Time of Cholera.

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01/30/2013 19:04

Love it!

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01/31/2013 08:29

Since I'm reading a book called, "Don't blame It On Rio"

- Don't Blame It On Bacon

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01/31/2013 09:51

Unless you're talking about heart disease. Then go ahead and blame bacon.

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01/31/2013 10:33

Your bacon post just gave me an idea...how about tomato-bacon "jam"? Now you can enjoy a BLT with no messy grease, just slather this jam on your bread, throw on a piece of lettuce, and voila! I seriously may have to look into patenting that, right after I obtain the patent for my burnt-match scented bathroom deodorizer (I really am serious about that one...it'd be a blessing in the colonoscopy suite!) :-D

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01/31/2013 12:45

I think they have a similar product, but it's baconnaise -- a bacon flavored mayo-like spread you can use to make BLTs without the bacon or mayo. It sounds kinda gross, but I hear it's a pretty good substitute. Who knows? I love the brunt-match scented deodorizer. Hilarious! And BTW, when I was googling to find the bacon spread, I typed in "bacon flavored" and these things immediately popped up: bacon flavored vodka, candy canes, gum and shaving cream. How crazy!

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