A few weeks ago I took the plunge and started using Twitter. It’s been a little scary, a lot of fun, and a complete waste of my time. Since I only have -15 followers, I thought I'd give myself a plug. If you find any of this mildly entertaining, go ahead and follow me by clicking the Twitter button on the right side bar.
Anywho, here’s a recap of some of my activity so far…
I expressed outrage at costumefail.com's classification of this hysterically adorable baby costume as a fail. It is clearly an epic win.
Anywho, here’s a recap of some of my activity so far…
I expressed outrage at costumefail.com's classification of this hysterically adorable baby costume as a fail. It is clearly an epic win.
"I pity the fool that doesn't follow @momsarefrommars!"
I offered a snippet of my sage advice: Don’t give a word to the wise. They don’t need it. Tell someone stupid.
I re-tweeted the soon to be immortalized quote from Rebel W/out a Cause (paraphrased due to potty mouth language) : Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Maybelline? Dude, IT’S PHOTOSHOP.
I gave the links to some things I wrote on expatspost.com, like my sick fantasy involving a Hollywood actor and my chronic nightmares about mutant cotton balls.
I assured one of my friends that he could be manly and sparkly at the same time. (Go with me on this. His ego is at stake.) Then I asked another friend if the recent discovery that the cells she is experimenting on are bipolar makes her depressed or manically happy.
And lastly, I tweeted the ever-so-excellent commercial Matthew Broderick made for Honda that I’m sure millions of people have seen by now. Ferris Bueller fans rejoice! Just see it again. It's that awesome.
I re-tweeted the soon to be immortalized quote from Rebel W/out a Cause (paraphrased due to potty mouth language) : Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Maybelline? Dude, IT’S PHOTOSHOP.
I gave the links to some things I wrote on expatspost.com, like my sick fantasy involving a Hollywood actor and my chronic nightmares about mutant cotton balls.
I assured one of my friends that he could be manly and sparkly at the same time. (Go with me on this. His ego is at stake.) Then I asked another friend if the recent discovery that the cells she is experimenting on are bipolar makes her depressed or manically happy.
And lastly, I tweeted the ever-so-excellent commercial Matthew Broderick made for Honda that I’m sure millions of people have seen by now. Ferris Bueller fans rejoice! Just see it again. It's that awesome.
Anyway, I’ve enjoyed my Twitter time so far. Care to join me over there? If not, no worries. Keep coming back here. I won’t hold it against you. Honest. ;)
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